LinkedIn sends all of us emails constantly and today’s to me said:
What are your connections up to?
Ed _______ is now Retired and at No where.
Congratulate Ed
(I do not know Ed _________. I hope he’s okay, whoever he is or wherever he is.)
Dear Giant Internet Companies that use computers to pretend to be human-like and pretend to talk to humans: How long will your companies survive when we, the humans that you are hope to lure into your systems and whose money you wish to obtain legally, cannot avoid the recognition that we are dealing with stupid inanimate programs?
(And isn’t the build-up to elections fun now that we live in a world where computers pretend to be our friends and say things like, “Seth, You won’t believe what they’re up to now!!!”)